Welcome to SnarkySpa — the merch shop made for self-care workers, by self-care workers.
We see you. We ARE you. And we know that behind every glowing client, flawless fade, perfect pressure point, or seamlessly blended highlight is a professional running on caffeine, grit, and a whole lot of humor.

SnarkySpa was created for the people in the treatment rooms, salons, studios, and behind-the-scenes spaces where real magic happens. The estheticians. The massage therapists. The hairstylists. The nail techs. The acupuncturists. The beauty students, booth renters, and business owners. The ones who give everyone else a moment to breathe while juggling a million things of their own.

We’re here to celebrate you — your craft, your chaos, and your community.

Our products are unapologetically funny, a little salty, and always rooted in the truth of what it actually means to care for others’ bodies for a living. Whether you’re looking for a tumbler that understands your need for caffeine, a shirt that says what you wish you could say during a service, or the perfect gift for your favorite beauty pro, SnarkySpa has something that gets it.

Every design is written with love, lived experience, and a healthy dose of "if I don’t laugh, I’ll scream."
Every product is crafted to be high-quality, long-lasting, and ready for the realities of your workday.
And every purchase helps support an independent, LGBTQ+-affirming, body-positive small business built right from the beauty world.

This isn’t corporate wellness.
This is real-life, inside-joke, service-industry survival merch — designed to make your day a little brighter, your desk a little funnier, and your clients a little nosier.

Thanks for being here.
Thanks for doing what you do.
And most importantly, thanks for having a sense of humor about it.

SnarkySpa
For self-care workers, by self-care workers.